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12-31-2009, 04:45 AM
An Irish Priest was transfered to a small Perrish in Texas.
Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning.It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission perish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside.He then noticed a Jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn.
Father O'Malley promptly called the local police station.The conversation went like this:Good Morning,this is Sergeant Jones,how might i help you?
And the best of the day te yerself. Dis is Father O'Malley at St.Ann's Catholic Church. Dere's a Jackass lyin dead in me front lawn. Sergeant Jones considering himself to be quite a wit,replied with a smirk: Well now Father,it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites.
There was a dead silence on the line for a long moment. Father O'Malley then replied.Aye I admit this is true,but we are also obligated to notify the next of kin.:innocent:
Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning.It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission perish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside.He then noticed a Jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn.
Father O'Malley promptly called the local police station.The conversation went like this:Good Morning,this is Sergeant Jones,how might i help you?
And the best of the day te yerself. Dis is Father O'Malley at St.Ann's Catholic Church. Dere's a Jackass lyin dead in me front lawn. Sergeant Jones considering himself to be quite a wit,replied with a smirk: Well now Father,it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites.
There was a dead silence on the line for a long moment. Father O'Malley then replied.Aye I admit this is true,but we are also obligated to notify the next of kin.:innocent: