networkguru
12-31-2009, 02:42 AM
A golf course owner in Calfornia had a question about paying a bill.He wanted to make sure the amount of the check was correct,but he had to take a 14% deduction from the amount of the invoice because of an error in billing.To make sure he was sending the correct amount he paged his secretary and ask her to come to his office.When the secretary appeared,the boss looked at her and said,"You attended the University of California. If I gave you 20,000 dollars,less 14%,how much would you take off?'' The Secretary replied,( Everything but my ear rings").:noidea: