Some more Funny Jokes

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Some more Funny Jokes

One day, Banta, along with his two friends,
one being Polish and the other being an American went to the police station
to get jobs as cops. However, they would have to answer only one question.
The Polish person went into the room.
Detective: Who killed Jesus?
Polish: The Catholics.
Detective: Good answer. In an hour or so, we'll tell you if you got the
job.
The American goes next.
Detective: Who killed Jesus?
American: The Jews.
Detective: Good answer. In an hour or so, we'll tell you if you got the
job.
Banta is next.
Detective: Who killed Jesus?
Banta: You have to give me more time. Can I tell you tomorrow?
Detective: Sure, take as much time as you want.
Banta then went home and he finds his wife making dinner.
Wife: How did your interview go, sweetheart.
Banta: It went very well. I'm on my very first murder case.

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A man walked up to the police sergeant's desk
"Officer you'd better lock me up," he said. "I just hit
my wife on the head with a beer bottle.Did you kill her?
asked the officer. "Don't think so,"said the man.
"THAT'S WHY I WANT YOU TO LOCK ME UP."

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It happened: Joseph was getting fatter and fatter,
stouter and stouter. The doctor advised a diet.
After two months Joseph went to see the doctor. The doctor
said, 'My God! It is a miracle! You are even fatter than
before -- I cannot believe my eyes! Are you strictly following
the diet I gave you? Are you eating only that which I prescribed
and nothing else?'Joseph said, 'Nothing whatever! Of course
I'm following your diet.'The doctor couldn't believe it. He said,
'Tell me, Joseph, nothing whatever?'Joseph said, 'Of course!
Except my regular meals.' Regular meals PLUS the diet the doctor
has prescribed.

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