Husband And Wife

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Husband And Wife

a couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a
word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them
wanted
to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband
asked
sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

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A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use
a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.

The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat
everything to men...

The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

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A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so
stupid and so beautiful all at the same time."

The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so
you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be
attracted to you!

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Husband and wife were in the midst of a violent quarrel, and hubby
was losing his temper. "Be careful," he said to his wife. "You will
bring out the animal in me." ...

"So what?" his wife shot back. "Who is afraid of a mouse?"
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"So, have you figured what to buy the Missus for Christmas?" asked Brady.
"I, sure have, she decided it for me," answered Paddy. "She said she wanted something with diamonds in it, so I've bought her a pack of cards."