A neutron at a bar

[firemod999]

A neutron at a bar <br />
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A neutron walks into a bar. &quot;I'd like a beer&quot; he says. <br />
The bartender promptly serves up a beer. <br />
&quot;How much will that be?&quot; asks the neutron. <br />
&quot;For you?&quot; replies the...

[hutch]

you'll like this one

A termite walks into a bar & asks is the bartender here??? lol