saajid
06-11-2011, 12:48 AM
You're sitting in my seat
Mario Lemieux, Stevie Iserman, and Wayne Gretzky were flying to a charity golf tournament. On the way, the plane crashed and they all died. Up in Heaven, God said to Mario, "So, what did you do that I should let you in here?" "Well," he began, "I gave my life to hockey, I did it for the fans and for the love of the game, and I gave to charities." "Okay," God said, "you can come in and sit on my right." So Lemieux sits on God's right hand as He turns to Iserman and says, "And you, Stevie, why should you come into Heaven?" So Stevie said, "I too have given my life to hockey, I played my best for the enjoyment of the people, have also give to charities, and I was born in Cranbrook, B.C." "All right, Stevie, you can come in, and sit on my left." As Iserman moved to God's left, God turned to Gretzky and said, "And you, Wayne, what have you to say for yourself?" "Well," Wayne said, "I believe you're sitting in my seat."
Mario Lemieux, Stevie Iserman, and Wayne Gretzky were flying to a charity golf tournament. On the way, the plane crashed and they all died. Up in Heaven, God said to Mario, "So, what did you do that I should let you in here?" "Well," he began, "I gave my life to hockey, I did it for the fans and for the love of the game, and I gave to charities." "Okay," God said, "you can come in and sit on my right." So Lemieux sits on God's right hand as He turns to Iserman and says, "And you, Stevie, why should you come into Heaven?" So Stevie said, "I too have given my life to hockey, I played my best for the enjoyment of the people, have also give to charities, and I was born in Cranbrook, B.C." "All right, Stevie, you can come in, and sit on my left." As Iserman moved to God's left, God turned to Gretzky and said, "And you, Wayne, what have you to say for yourself?" "Well," Wayne said, "I believe you're sitting in my seat."