saajid
06-11-2011, 12:10 AM
Rookie cop
Early one morning, a rookie cop was on radar duty under a bridge, when he observed a red Corvette, traveling at a ridiculous speed. Upon pulling the car over he asked the driver, " What's the hurry, Buddy?" The driver calmly replied, " I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah, what exactly do you do?" asked the Cop.
" I’m a Rectum Stretcher," the driver says. I stick one finger in the rectum, wriggle it around, and then when it's stretched large enough I move on to two fingers and so on until I make the rectum about 6 feet."
" What the hell do you do with a 6 foot ass?” the Cop inquired.
"Well, apparently you give him a radar gun and tell him to hide under a bridge"...
Early one morning, a rookie cop was on radar duty under a bridge, when he observed a red Corvette, traveling at a ridiculous speed. Upon pulling the car over he asked the driver, " What's the hurry, Buddy?" The driver calmly replied, " I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah, what exactly do you do?" asked the Cop.
" I’m a Rectum Stretcher," the driver says. I stick one finger in the rectum, wriggle it around, and then when it's stretched large enough I move on to two fingers and so on until I make the rectum about 6 feet."
" What the hell do you do with a 6 foot ass?” the Cop inquired.
"Well, apparently you give him a radar gun and tell him to hide under a bridge"...