saajid
06-09-2011, 09:37 PM
Pa & Ma
Pa and Ma were taking a load of produce into town to sell.
Pa held the reins as the old horse trotted down the road.
Ma said softly, "Pa, hold my hand."
Pa obliged.
A bit later, Ma says, "Pa, kiss me?"
So he kisses her.
A little further along, she says. "Pa..."
"Damn it. Ma!" snapped Pa. "Get off the cucumbers and sit on the melons!"
Pa and Ma were taking a load of produce into town to sell.
Pa held the reins as the old horse trotted down the road.
Ma said softly, "Pa, hold my hand."
Pa obliged.
A bit later, Ma says, "Pa, kiss me?"
So he kisses her.
A little further along, she says. "Pa..."
"Damn it. Ma!" snapped Pa. "Get off the cucumbers and sit on the melons!"