saajid
06-06-2011, 04:57 AM
One Liner Jokes
Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter speed so fast, they can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
An elderly couple is attending Mass..
About halfway through, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?'
He replies, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid.
Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter speed so fast, they can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
An elderly couple is attending Mass..
About halfway through, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?'
He replies, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid.