chicot60
05-03-2011, 11:56 PM
Yesterday my son asked why I didn't do something useful with my time.
He suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with other folks my age.
I did this and when I got home last night I told him that I had joined a parachute club.
He said "Are you nuts? You're over 65 years old and you're going to start
jumping out of airplanes?"
I proudly showed him that I even got a membership card.
He said to me, "For heaven's sake, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"
I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do! I signed up for five jumps a week!
Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier.
He suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with other folks my age.
I did this and when I got home last night I told him that I had joined a parachute club.
He said "Are you nuts? You're over 65 years old and you're going to start
jumping out of airplanes?"
I proudly showed him that I even got a membership card.
He said to me, "For heaven's sake, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"
I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do! I signed up for five jumps a week!
Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier.