freddydog1
05-03-2011, 01:25 AM
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life,
> between the legs of me wife!"
> That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
> He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the
> night." She said, "Aye, did ya now? And what was your toast?"
> John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
> "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
> The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner.
> The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub
> with a toast about you, Mary."
> She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only
> been in there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time
> I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
> between the legs of me wife!"
> That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
> He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the
> night." She said, "Aye, did ya now? And what was your toast?"
> John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
> "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
> The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner.
> The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub
> with a toast about you, Mary."
> She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only
> been in there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time
> I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."