chicot60
05-01-2011, 12:09 PM
THREE ROSES
A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her
vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy.
Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the
surgeon agreed.
Awakening from the anaesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses carefully
placed beside her on the bed.
Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. 'I thought I asked you not to
tell anyone about my operation!'
The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and
that the first rose was from him: 'I felt sad because you went through this
all by yourself.'
'The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and
understood because she had had the same procedure done some time ago.'
'And what about the third rose?' she asked.
'That's from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his
new ears.'
A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her
vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy.
Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the
surgeon agreed.
Awakening from the anaesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses carefully
placed beside her on the bed.
Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. 'I thought I asked you not to
tell anyone about my operation!'
The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and
that the first rose was from him: 'I felt sad because you went through this
all by yourself.'
'The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and
understood because she had had the same procedure done some time ago.'
'And what about the third rose?' she asked.
'That's from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his
new ears.'