chicot60
04-30-2011, 02:55 PM
A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Do you want to play a game? See those two rib-eyes nailed to the ceiling? You get to throw one dart. If you hit one, you get to take them home and I'll give you a free drink." The man says, "No thanks, the steaks are too high."
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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots of takillya.
The bartender says "man, that's a lot of liquor."
The man downs three of the shots and says "it's not if you have what I have."
The bartender says " whoa man, slow down.
So he does three more shots and says "you wouldn't worry if you had what I have and does three more.
So the bartender says "so what do you have?"
After doing the last three shots he says "less than a dollar in my pocket."
http://www.topwebshow.com/pictures/213_thumb.jpg
A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots of takillya.
The bartender says "man, that's a lot of liquor."
The man downs three of the shots and says "it's not if you have what I have."
The bartender says " whoa man, slow down.
So he does three more shots and says "you wouldn't worry if you had what I have and does three more.
So the bartender says "so what do you have?"
After doing the last three shots he says "less than a dollar in my pocket."