justeric1agn
04-29-2011, 10:42 PM
> Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day
> When, through a gap in the door,
> He sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease
> In front of an old green John Deere tractor.
>
>
> Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off
> first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then
> hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his
> overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.
> Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his
> stained T-shirt underneath.
> With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body,
> And hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.
>
>
> Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says,
> "What the heck are you doing, Billy Bob?"
>
>
> "Jeez, Cletus, ya scared the bejeezers out of me," says an obviously
> embarrassed Billy Bob.
> "But me'n the Ol' Lady been havin' trouble lately in the bedroom
> department,
> And the therapist suggested I do 'something sexy to a tractor'."
>
> [Don't make me come splain this to you! ---Read the last line again,
> slowly.]
> When, through a gap in the door,
> He sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease
> In front of an old green John Deere tractor.
>
>
> Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off
> first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then
> hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his
> overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.
> Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his
> stained T-shirt underneath.
> With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body,
> And hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.
>
>
> Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says,
> "What the heck are you doing, Billy Bob?"
>
>
> "Jeez, Cletus, ya scared the bejeezers out of me," says an obviously
> embarrassed Billy Bob.
> "But me'n the Ol' Lady been havin' trouble lately in the bedroom
> department,
> And the therapist suggested I do 'something sexy to a tractor'."
>
> [Don't make me come splain this to you! ---Read the last line again,
> slowly.]