Two blondes are in line at a checkout stand...

[dellfo]

Two blondes are in line at a checkout stand and they see a newspaper headline, "Two Brazilian Skydivers die in terrible accident"

One says, "Oh my god, that has to be like a national tragedy or something..."

The other says... "Yeah, hey, how many is a Brazilian anyway?"

[dellfo]

I should have spelled that last line as "How many is a brazillion? ... but sometimes you foul one off!