chicot60
04-29-2011, 12:07 PM
A man boards an airliner, takes his seat, and is surprised to find a large purple parrot in the seat next to him.
The aircraft takes off and a pretty flight attendant walks down the aisle past the man and his seat mate.
"Hey, toots," says the parrot, "bring me a whiskey and soda, and make it snappy!"
The FA looks annoyed, but walks on.
A minute later, she walks back up the aisle, and the parrot pipes up again: "Dammit, you lazy wench! Where's my whiskey? Hurry it up!"
Visibly flustered, the FA hurries up the aisle and returns quickly with the parrot's drink.
Impressed with the parrot's technique, the man decides to get some quick service for himself.
"Hey, you skank," says the man, "get me a dry martini. And don't drag your sorry butt - I want it right now!"
The FA turns red with anger and runs to the front of the plane. In a moment she returns with the 1st Officer and two burly male flight attendants. The crewmen seize the passenger and the parrot, jerk open the emergency door, and hurl them out of the plane at 30,000 feet.
As the two hurtle earthward, the parrot calmly says to the man, "'Ya know, for someone who can't fly, you sure got a lotta balls."
http://thepirateeye.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Parrot-Man-Thrown-from-Plane-edited-300x210.jpg
The aircraft takes off and a pretty flight attendant walks down the aisle past the man and his seat mate.
"Hey, toots," says the parrot, "bring me a whiskey and soda, and make it snappy!"
The FA looks annoyed, but walks on.
A minute later, she walks back up the aisle, and the parrot pipes up again: "Dammit, you lazy wench! Where's my whiskey? Hurry it up!"
Visibly flustered, the FA hurries up the aisle and returns quickly with the parrot's drink.
Impressed with the parrot's technique, the man decides to get some quick service for himself.
"Hey, you skank," says the man, "get me a dry martini. And don't drag your sorry butt - I want it right now!"
The FA turns red with anger and runs to the front of the plane. In a moment she returns with the 1st Officer and two burly male flight attendants. The crewmen seize the passenger and the parrot, jerk open the emergency door, and hurl them out of the plane at 30,000 feet.
As the two hurtle earthward, the parrot calmly says to the man, "'Ya know, for someone who can't fly, you sure got a lotta balls."
http://thepirateeye.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Parrot-Man-Thrown-from-Plane-edited-300x210.jpg