SmokinChronic
04-27-2011, 01:39 AM
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess,
"Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "NO",
And the Prince lived happily ever after. He rode motorcycles and f....d skinny big titty women, hunted and raced cars, went to strip clubs, dated women half his age, drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan. Never heard bitching, never paid child support or alimony. Ate beaver and f....d cheerleaders. Kept his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work.
All his friends and family thought he was f...in' cool as hell. He had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up. The end
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"Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "NO",
And the Prince lived happily ever after. He rode motorcycles and f....d skinny big titty women, hunted and raced cars, went to strip clubs, dated women half his age, drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan. Never heard bitching, never paid child support or alimony. Ate beaver and f....d cheerleaders. Kept his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work.
All his friends and family thought he was f...in' cool as hell. He had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up. The end
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