snake
04-19-2011, 07:21 PM
From the mouths of children...
A kindergarden pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you know it was dead?" she asked him. "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. "You did WHAT!!!" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went "PSSST! and it didn't move."
thanks t-ballz
A kindergarden pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you know it was dead?" she asked him. "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. "You did WHAT!!!" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went "PSSST! and it didn't move."
thanks t-ballz