saajid
04-16-2011, 12:36 AM
Ya gotta leave it to them thar Texan?s, they will always one up ya!!!!
A Texan walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'
'No', he replies, ?I just got this new state-of the-art watch, and I was testing it'
The intrigued woman says, 'a state-of-the-art watch?
What's so special about it?'
The Texan explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'
The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'
Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.
The woman giggles and replies?
'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'
The Texan smiles, taps the watch and says,
' Damn thing's an hour fast!'
A Texan walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'
'No', he replies, ?I just got this new state-of the-art watch, and I was testing it'
The intrigued woman says, 'a state-of-the-art watch?
What's so special about it?'
The Texan explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'
The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'
Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.
The woman giggles and replies?
'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'
The Texan smiles, taps the watch and says,
' Damn thing's an hour fast!'