"oops."

[saajid]

"oops."

A husband and wife are sitting quietly
in bed reading when the Wife
looks over at him and asks the
question....

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married
again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like
being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do.."

WIFE: "Then why
wouldn't you remarry? "

HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married
again."

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes
audible groan)

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND:
"Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our
bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let
her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE:
"Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like
the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would you give her my
jewelry?"

HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

WIFE: "Would
you take her golfing with you?

HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good
times."

WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?

HUSBAND: "No, she's
left-handed."

WIFE: -- (silence......)

HUSBAND:
"oops."