Bigpineguy Retired
04-13-2011, 08:02 AM
A woman goes to her boyfriends' parents' house for Christmas dinner.
This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very
nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is
beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the
broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water.
Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets
out a dainty fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the
poof.
Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father
looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair,
and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!". The woman thought, "This is
great!" and a big smile came across her face. A couple of minutes later,
she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she! didn't even
hesitate. She let a much louder and longer rrrrrip.
The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!". Once
again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!" A few minutes later the
woman
had to let another rip. This time she didn't even think about it.
She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing. Once again, the
father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "Dammit Skippy, get away
from her, before she $hits on you!"
This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very
nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is
beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the
broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water.
Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets
out a dainty fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the
poof.
Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father
looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair,
and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!". The woman thought, "This is
great!" and a big smile came across her face. A couple of minutes later,
she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she! didn't even
hesitate. She let a much louder and longer rrrrrip.
The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!". Once
again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!" A few minutes later the
woman
had to let another rip. This time she didn't even think about it.
She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing. Once again, the
father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "Dammit Skippy, get away
from her, before she $hits on you!"