chicot60
04-12-2011, 11:42 AM
This is another fishing story. Only difference is that this one is true.
I went fishing this past weekend, but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then, out of the corner of my eye, I saw a snake with a frog in his mouth. "Frogs are good bass bait" I thought to myself.
http://www.sequentialtaillights.com/fail/Cottonmouth_snake.bmp
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth, I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.
Just then, I realized I had a problem, how was I going to release the snake without getting bit? So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. The snakes eyes rolled back and he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.
http://www.sequentialtaillights.com/fail/JackDaniels.bmp
A little later, I felt a nudge at my foot. There was that same snake with two more frogs in his mouth.
http://www.hdforums.com/forum/attachments/humor/166991d1297882828-a-jack-daniels-fishing-story-snake.jpg
Life is good.
I went fishing this past weekend, but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then, out of the corner of my eye, I saw a snake with a frog in his mouth. "Frogs are good bass bait" I thought to myself.
http://www.sequentialtaillights.com/fail/Cottonmouth_snake.bmp
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth, I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.
Just then, I realized I had a problem, how was I going to release the snake without getting bit? So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. The snakes eyes rolled back and he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.
http://www.sequentialtaillights.com/fail/JackDaniels.bmp
A little later, I felt a nudge at my foot. There was that same snake with two more frogs in his mouth.
http://www.hdforums.com/forum/attachments/humor/166991d1297882828-a-jack-daniels-fishing-story-snake.jpg
Life is good.