Senior's alphabet

[chicot60]

A for arthritis.
B for bad back.





C is for chest pain. Perhaps cardiac?
D is for dental replacements and decline.




E is for eyesight-can't read the top line.
F is for fissures and fluid retention.
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G is for gas(which I'd rather not mention).
H is for high blood pressure(I'd rather have low).




I is for incisions, with scars you can show.
J is for joints, that now fail to flex.




L is for libido-what happened to sex?
Wait I forgot about K.
K is for my knees that crack when they're bent. http://d21c.com/akasher/seniorgifs/senior3.gif





(Please forgive me, my memory ain't worth a cent).
N is for Neurosis, pinched nerves and stiff neck.
O is for osteo and all the bones that crack. http://d21c.com/akasher/seniorgifs/senior6.gif





P is for prescriptions, I have quite a few.
Give me another pill, I'll be good as new. http://d21c.com/akasher/seniorgifs/senior2.gif
Q is for queasiness.Wine or flu?





R is for reflux-one meal turns into two.
S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears. http://d21c.com/akasher/seniorgifs/senior1a.gif





T is for Tinnitus-I hear bells in my ears.
U is for urinary difficulties with flow.





V is for Vertigo, that's "dizzy" you know.
W is worry, now what's going around? http://d21c.com/akasher/seniorgifs/senior4.gif





X is for X ray and what might be found.
Y is for another year, I've left behind.





Z is for the zest, that I still have in my mind.


I have survived all the symptoms my body's http://d21c.com/akasher/seniorgifs/senior10.gif
Deployed and kept 26 Doctors gainfully
Employed.