chicot60
04-11-2011, 11:19 AM
CHINESE SICK LEAVE: "I NO COME WORK TODAY!"
Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work
today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache, legs
hurt, I no come work."
The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really
need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my
wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything
better and I go to work.... You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you
say and I feel great. I be work soon.........You got
nice house."
Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work
today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache, legs
hurt, I no come work."
The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really
need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my
wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything
better and I go to work.... You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you
say and I feel great. I be work soon.........You got
nice house."