chicot60
04-10-2011, 10:53 PM
http://www.happy-healthy-successful.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Martha-Stewart-150x150.jpgStuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of an ice cream cone to prevent ice cream drips
http://www.happy-healthy-successful.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Maxine-150x150.jpg
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete’s sake!
You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway!
Martha-To keep potatoes from budding,
place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.
Maxine-Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix.
Keeps in the pantry for up to a year.
Martha-When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan,
use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and
there won’t be any white mess on the outside of the cake.
Maxine-Go to the bakery!
Hell, they’ll even decorate it for you!
Martha-If you accidentally over-salt a dish,
while it’s still cooking,
drop in a peeled potato,
and it will absorb the excess salt
for an instant ‘fix-me-up.’
Maxine-If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that’s too bad.
Please recite with me the real woman’s motto:
‘I made it, you will eat it and I don’t care how bad it tastes!’
Martha-Wrap celery in aluminum foil,
when putting in the refrigerator,
and it will keep for weeks.
Maxine-Celery?
Never heard of it!
Martha-Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust,
before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.
Maxine-The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions
Do N0t include brushing egg whites over the crust,
so I don’t.
Martha-Cure for headaches:
take a lime, cut it in half and
rub it on your forehead.
Maxime-Take a lime, mix it with tequila,
chill and drink!
All your pains go away!
The throbbing will go away.
Martha-If you have a problem opening jars,
try using latex dish washing gloves.
They give a non-slip grip
that makes opening jars easy.
Maxime-Go ask that very cute neighbor,
if he can open it for you.
Martha-Don’t throw out all that leftover wine.
Freeze into ice cubes
for future use in casseroles and sauces.
Maxime-Leftover Wine??????
HELLO!!!!!!!
Lastly, if you don’t forward this to 1 of your friends within the next 5 minutes, your belly button will unscrew, and your butt will fall off.
Really…. It’s true! Have I ever lied to you?
http://www.happy-healthy-successful.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Maxine-150x150.jpg
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete’s sake!
You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway!
Martha-To keep potatoes from budding,
place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.
Maxine-Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix.
Keeps in the pantry for up to a year.
Martha-When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan,
use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and
there won’t be any white mess on the outside of the cake.
Maxine-Go to the bakery!
Hell, they’ll even decorate it for you!
Martha-If you accidentally over-salt a dish,
while it’s still cooking,
drop in a peeled potato,
and it will absorb the excess salt
for an instant ‘fix-me-up.’
Maxine-If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that’s too bad.
Please recite with me the real woman’s motto:
‘I made it, you will eat it and I don’t care how bad it tastes!’
Martha-Wrap celery in aluminum foil,
when putting in the refrigerator,
and it will keep for weeks.
Maxine-Celery?
Never heard of it!
Martha-Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust,
before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.
Maxine-The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions
Do N0t include brushing egg whites over the crust,
so I don’t.
Martha-Cure for headaches:
take a lime, cut it in half and
rub it on your forehead.
Maxime-Take a lime, mix it with tequila,
chill and drink!
All your pains go away!
The throbbing will go away.
Martha-If you have a problem opening jars,
try using latex dish washing gloves.
They give a non-slip grip
that makes opening jars easy.
Maxime-Go ask that very cute neighbor,
if he can open it for you.
Martha-Don’t throw out all that leftover wine.
Freeze into ice cubes
for future use in casseroles and sauces.
Maxime-Leftover Wine??????
HELLO!!!!!!!
Lastly, if you don’t forward this to 1 of your friends within the next 5 minutes, your belly button will unscrew, and your butt will fall off.
Really…. It’s true! Have I ever lied to you?