Blaster
04-10-2011, 02:56 AM
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want then, when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
_________________________
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
_________________________
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want then, when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that