chicot60
04-07-2011, 11:14 AM
Test Results
Mrs. Smith goes to the doctor's office to collect her husband's test results.
The lab technician says to her......I'm sorry, but there has been a bit of a mix-up and we have a problem. When we sent the samples from your husband to the lab, the samples from another Mr. Smith were sent as well and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's.
Frankly, it's either bad news or terrible news!"
"What do you mean?" said Mrs. Smith.
"Well....one Mr. Smith tested positive for Alzheimer's, and the other Mr. Smith has tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which is which."
"That's terrible!" said Mrs. Smith. "Can't we do the test over?"
"Normally, yes. But you have Blue Cross Health Insurance, and they won't pay for these expensive tests more than once."
"Well, what am I supposed to do now?" said Mrs. Smith.
"Blue Cross recommends that you drop your husband off in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."
Mrs. Smith goes to the doctor's office to collect her husband's test results.
The lab technician says to her......I'm sorry, but there has been a bit of a mix-up and we have a problem. When we sent the samples from your husband to the lab, the samples from another Mr. Smith were sent as well and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's.
Frankly, it's either bad news or terrible news!"
"What do you mean?" said Mrs. Smith.
"Well....one Mr. Smith tested positive for Alzheimer's, and the other Mr. Smith has tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which is which."
"That's terrible!" said Mrs. Smith. "Can't we do the test over?"
"Normally, yes. But you have Blue Cross Health Insurance, and they won't pay for these expensive tests more than once."
"Well, what am I supposed to do now?" said Mrs. Smith.
"Blue Cross recommends that you drop your husband off in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."