chuck
04-05-2011, 12:01 AM
A gas station owner in Mississippi was trying to increase his sales.
So he put up a sign that read,
**********Free Sex with Fill-Up*********
...Soon a local redneck named Billy Ray pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly he would get his free sex.
Billy Ray guessed 8, and the owner said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry, no sex this time."
A week later Billy Ray came in with his brother, Bubba, and got a fill-up.
Again he asked for his free sex and again the owner gave him the same story and asked him to pick a number. Billy Ray guessed 2 this time.The owner said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time."
As they were driving away Billy Ray said to Bubba, "I think that game is rigged, and that he doesn't really give away free sex."
Bubba replied, "No, it ain't rigged Billy Ray. My wife won twice last week."
So he put up a sign that read,
**********Free Sex with Fill-Up*********
...Soon a local redneck named Billy Ray pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly he would get his free sex.
Billy Ray guessed 8, and the owner said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry, no sex this time."
A week later Billy Ray came in with his brother, Bubba, and got a fill-up.
Again he asked for his free sex and again the owner gave him the same story and asked him to pick a number. Billy Ray guessed 2 this time.The owner said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time."
As they were driving away Billy Ray said to Bubba, "I think that game is rigged, and that he doesn't really give away free sex."
Bubba replied, "No, it ain't rigged Billy Ray. My wife won twice last week."