Best Lines In Sitcom History

[chuck]

My favourite of all....Leave It To Beaver....

"Ward, i think you were a little hard on the beaver last night"!

[zoogor]

so was eddy hascal, wally and miss cleaver. lol

what about sienfelds "no soup for you"

[turn2stone]

"As God is my witness....i thought turkeys could fly" arthur carlson, manager wkrp. after the botched helicopter Thanksgiving turkey give away, on WKRP In Cincinnati.

[fn59]

This line would never have made it to air these days.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoSrKLTx_ao

[bendox]

from the Beverly Hillbillies...Jed is telling Jethro, who thinks babies come from storks...

"Jethro I sat down here trying to help you find your life's calling, now I'm not so sure I should let you out of the house." (or there abouts).

Many great lines from this classic.

"Mmmm , did you hear that Mr. Brewster (what Granny's got for vittles) ?". "I did indeed unfortunately I can't stay". "Well that's the great thing about possum innards, they're just as good the next day."

[swanone]

This line would never have made it to air these days.
nope that would never air these days

[mj420]

I have always enjoyed some of AL Bundy's.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fth-eC2SB4w&feature=player_detailpage

[darlinkat]

Yes lol mj
some very funny Al Bundy lines
Love his facial expressions too lol

[DualTest]

Woody Harrelson from Cheers

Woody "Has anyone seen the plunger?"

Sam "Why is the toilet backed up?

Woody "No. My uncle left his leg on the bus and he wants to dance".

[RONSAT]

Surprised no one has Clint Eastward's famous words '' do you feel lucky punk".