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The Cobra
01-12-2011, 02:04 AM
A few guys around this site may remember that last year me and my 5 buddies celebrated our 20th anniversary of Widows` Weekend, a celebration of football.
Well, this weekend we once again will pack up our favorite lounge chairs, load up with beer, liquor and cigars and make the 1 hr trek to a quiet little 15 house cresent to Joe`s garage where we`ll live for the next 2 days--we`ll eat, sleep and watch football all weekend. We`ll be treated as every year to 2 football games on Sat and 2 more on Sun---with an added attraction of a hockey game on Sat nite.
Once again we`ll haul Joe`s widescreen up to the garage from the rec room, we`ll position the 4X8 sheet of plexiglass in front of the TV* (re 4 yrs ago), we`ll fire up the propane heater, make sure the garage drain is clear and in working order LOL, position our lounge chairs with our down coats for sleeping, check the fridge for beer. We`ll put in our food orders with the wives/girlfriends--it`s the same every year, Joe`s wife makes a huge lasagna, Paul`s wife makes Italian Pizza and we also have The Cobra`s Butt Fire Chili and BBQ Bratwurst. But that`s it for the wives--rule is, they are not to be seen or heard from the rest of the weekend (not that they`d want to anyway)---we are not to be bothered unless of a death in the IMMEDIATE family.
But alas, don`t feel sorry for the wives--it`s their weekend too !! This weekend my dear you can do whatever your little loving heart desires. You can take that 2 hr candle lit bubble bath without my interruption (LOL)--you can read a book---you can take my credit cards and go shopping, buy the shortest skirt you can find, the sexiest top on the market, get a sitter and go out for the nite---you can dance till your brains leak out your ears and your knees buckle----you can pick up a young stud and have your way with him if it suits your fancy-----on this weekend every year, I simply don`t care !!
But alas--this year there is but 5 of us as Kenny has passed, we`ll miss the idiot for sure-----but not entirely. With the help and donation of his remarkable wife he won`t be missed much---she has graciously donated us "his chair" and some clothes that we`ll position and stuff his clothes while propping him upright with his BB hat on as usual. We`ll position "Ken" about 4 ft to the right of the TV where he`ll make a perfect target for our "plays of dismay"----by the end of Sunday nite "Ken" will be wearing as much thrown pizza and lasagna and stinking of sprayed beer as much as he usually did.
Our football games at the side of the house will now have to be handicapped because of our #s-----the yellow snow all over the side of the garage will have one less name burned into it. We need another fool !! A few have tried but left "a runnin".
Joe`s quiet little neigborhood braces itself for Sat morning----when the cry of "ru ready for some football"? echos thru the houses----we remind them that we have only begun to defile ourselves.

Football is a great thing.............LMAO

harryb
01-12-2011, 02:11 AM
Don't forget lo let your imagination run wild with all the babe pictures we posted for you..

The Cobra
01-12-2011, 02:14 AM
Don't forget lo let your imagination run wild with all the babe pictures we posted for you..

LMAO----this is a football weekend harry------not Deliverance. but Paul without his moustache??? hmmmmmm.

fonger
01-12-2011, 02:15 AM
dude, will there be a laptop or pc in the garage?

KIDWCKED
01-12-2011, 02:19 AM
Sounds like a good time bro!!Butt go easy on-The Cobra`s Butt Fire Chili and BBQ Bratwurst.:cook:

mclovin
01-12-2011, 02:22 AM
Don't forget lo let your imagination run wild with all the babe pictures we posted for you..

That garage there holding the party in is probably covered in Cobras girls lol
if it wasn't I'd be disappointed in him :D

Condor
01-12-2011, 02:24 AM
I will see you all there!!!!!!!!...... http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z78/StamfordAFC/Smilies/sexy.gif..http://i717.photobucket.com/albums/ww173/prestonjjrtr/Smileys/SmileyTailgater01.gif..http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y258/shewhoolf/smileys/Barbeque.gif

The Cobra
01-12-2011, 02:29 AM
dude, will there be a laptop or pc in the garage?

Nobody would dare bring anything of any value that wasn`t completely unbreakable into that garage--------hence the plexiglass in front of the TV --there was nothing in the manual saying what a half filled beer bottle thrown from 6' would do to a picture screen.LOL

KIDWCKED
01-12-2011, 02:33 AM
I will see you all there!!!!!!!!...... http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z78/StamfordAFC/Smilies/sexy.gif..http://i717.photobucket.com/albums/ww173/prestonjjrtr/Smileys/SmileyTailgater01.gif..http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y258/shewhoolf/smileys/Barbeque.gif

Hey man i had an invite and i'm sure you do to..But the week in re=hab afterwards is going to hurt..I'm not sure if it would be from the chilli or the party favs thou...:noidea:

The Cobra
01-12-2011, 02:34 AM
That garage there holding the party in is probably covered in Cobras girls lol
if it wasn't I'd be disappointed in him :D

A blow up doll isn`t a bad idea Mac-----but the thought of Joe falling in love by Sat nite is too much.

fonger
01-12-2011, 02:35 AM
Nobody would dare bring anything of any value that wasn`t completely unbreakable into that garage--------hence the plexiglass in front of the TV --there was nothing in the manual saying what a half filled beer bottle thrown from 6' would do to a picture screen.LOL

i was hoping you'd be following this thread while you're there so we can say "throw a pizza at 11:45pm" and you can do it and blame it on us... or do a play-by-play.
heehee

The Cobra
01-12-2011, 02:36 AM
Hey man i had an invite and i'm sure you do to..But the week in re=hab afterwards is going to hurt..I'm not sure if it would be from the chilli or the party favs thou...:noidea:

By Wednesday usually at least one of us hits the clinic as the fluids of pneaumonia starts filling our lungs.

The Cobra
01-12-2011, 02:39 AM
i was hoping you'd be following this thread while you're there so we can say "throw a pizza at 11:45pm" and you can do it and blame it on us... or do a play-by-play.
heehee

I`ll see if Joe has a laptop we can use-----we`re not allowed in the house after 2 pm Sat. except to go #2----Kathy`s rules!!

mclovin
01-12-2011, 02:41 AM
By Wednesday usually at least one of us hits the clinic as the fluids of pneaumonia starts filling our lungs.

I think that fluid maybe coming from that blowup doll :noidea:

KIDWCKED
01-12-2011, 02:42 AM
I think that fluid maybe coming from that blowup doll :noidea:

Too good!!lLOL..

The Cobra
01-12-2011, 02:44 AM
Hey man i had an invite and i'm sure you do to..But the week in re=hab afterwards is going to hurt..I'm not sure if it would be from the chilli or the party favs thou...:noidea:

Too bad too------if you remember Todd------this year`s party is all on Paul`s wife. Remember last year he wasn`t there cause he was in Florida on that "second honeymoon" surprise she got him for Xmas-----remember his emails to us?? promising to pay this year for everything?-----We didn`t forget------just wait till next month`s statement when his wife finds out he paid for the party with her VISA. LMFAO

Condor
01-12-2011, 03:49 AM
i was hoping you'd be following this thread while you're there so we can say "throw a pizza at 11:45pm" and you can do it and blame it on us... or do a play-by-play.
heehee

Oh...He.........ck.. Make sure you make a movie out of it..It will be your "Super Bowl"......Then share with us......LMAO......http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj222/Nonnie87/Smiley/257.gif

The Cobra
01-12-2011, 04:10 AM
Oh...He.........ck.. Make sure you make a movie out of it..It will be your "Super Bowl"......Then share with us......LMAO......http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj222/Nonnie87/Smiley/257.gif

No question about it Bols----I`ll post his emails, I`m figuring she`ll get it about mid Feb.....and he`ll get it very shortly after LMAO. Can anyone get stuff from old "talk"? I posted his emails from Fla there under Widows Weekend thread---they were hilarious.

all-world1
01-12-2011, 12:58 PM
That sounds better than a tropical vacation. I don't know how you pulled that one off, but if I even suggest 2 days of football on tv, I'd get brained with a frying pan.

The garage is a great idea, you can throw up anywhere and no one cares. We'll just await your video clip on Destroyed in Seconds...lol

Have a great time, man.

fonger
01-12-2011, 02:01 PM
We'll just await your video clip on Destroyed in Seconds...lol
Have a great time, man.

hahaha! love that show!

The Cobra
01-12-2011, 04:04 PM
That sounds better than a tropical vacation. I don't know how you pulled that one off, but if I even suggest 2 days of football on tv, I'd get brained with a frying pan.

The garage is a great idea, you can throw up anywhere and no one cares. We'll just await your video clip on Destroyed in Seconds...lol

Have a great time, man.

Thanx bud-----we`ve been at this over 20 yrs now, once a year. And yes we`ve destroyed just about everything in sight there at one time or another. 4 yrs ago it was the TV, walls had to be repainted, neighbors had to be bribed. One of the guys lives near Toronto so this weekend is the only time we may see him all year---that and a BBQ or 2 in the summer. So we make the most of it trying to recapture a bit of our youth LOL.
BTW---all you mentioned?----that`s exactly why we`re not allowed in the house. LMAO How I pulled it off?? I got divorced 4 yrs after it started LOL

mclovin
01-12-2011, 04:16 PM
That's where the blowup doll rocks bud,she won't talk back to you only in your mind ....lol

The Cobra
01-17-2011, 02:37 AM
Well kids-----the 21st running of the idiots is over----Widows` Weekend was another great success for us weekend warriors, nothing on the injury report (till tomorrow morning)

I`m dying...I need a bed, a gallon of water and a bottle of Advil....gonna be one sorry SOB tomorrow.

The Cobra
01-17-2011, 03:58 PM
Oh...He.........ck.. Make sure you make a movie out of it..It will be your "Super Bowl"......Then share with us......LMAO......http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj222/Nonnie87/Smiley/257.gif

In a one word answer from Kathy when Joe tried to "scoop" her lap top---@#%^&$%#@ !!!!...but we did get some pics of us and "Dead Kenny" as we dubbed our stuffed buddy. I`ll post them when they forward them to me.
Our annual football game took a new twist this year because of our odd numbers and the late start of Saturday`s game....the old guys took on our sons in a snowstorm. The kids won 42-35 with a passing attack that wore down the old guys running game...... little weasels.
Today, all that remains is the mounds of yellow snow at the side of the garage, the stench of cheap cigars in the garage, the smell of bleach and boiling water as Joe hoses out the garage-------that and "Dead Kenny" covered with lasagna, pizza and beer turned upside down in his lounge chair shoved down by the road after the Packers game.