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11-17-2009, 05:32 PM
- Tonight’s RAW kicks off with the familiar bagpipe music. We see Roddy Piper backstage. He says he’s back. He has his co-host with him and it’s actor and comedian Luis Guzman from Traffic and Boogie Nights fame, among other roles. Piper says he heard Luis is a chef so he’s brought in someone special, a celebrity chef, the Iron Chef. In comes The Iron Sheik with The Bella Twins. Piper says no, this is wrong. Guzman brings up Hulk Hogan and Sheik starts ripping on Hogan. They mock Saturday Night Live and say, “Live from New York, it’s Monday Night RAW!” We cut to the new RAW theme song by Nickelback and the new opening video. Michael Cole welcomes us to Madison Square Garden to a sold-out crowd of 20,538 fans. Cole and Lawler plug tonight’s main event.
WWE United States Title Match: The Miz vs. MVP
We go right to the ring where the United States Champion The Miz walks out. The entrance way is definitely looking a bit old school tonight. Miz takes the mic and gets tons of heat from the crowd. Miz rips on New York City and it’s sports teams. Miz says he earned his title and is about to prove it as Roddy Piper put him in this match. Out comes his opponent MVP with the title on the line.
MVP comes out and gives his hat to Sherri Shephard, who is sitting at ringside. The match starts and they go back and forth. Miz control until MVP hits a huge clothesline and hip toss, followed by a scoop slam. MVP goes for a boot to the face but Miz rolls to the floor. MVP comes out after him and drops Miz with a right hand on the floor. They go back in the ring and MVP knocks him down with another right. Miz goes for the knee and sends MVP to the floor. Miz follows and works MVP over on the outside.
Miz gets a 2 count in the ring and takes back control of the match. MVP comes back again with a big front drop and clotheslines. MVP hits the knee to the face and the Ballin’ elbow drop. MVP goes for the Playmaker but Miz blocks it. MVP responds with a boot to the face and a 2 count. Miz fights back and hits a big kick to the gut on MVP. Miz nails the Skull Crushing Finale for the pinfall and the win.
Winner: The Miz
Chavo Guerrero vs. Santino Marella
Back from commercial and we see a replay of Ricky Hatton hitting Chavo Guerrero on last week’s RAW. Chavo is waiting in the ring and out comes his opponent, Santino Marella. Santino is wearing a NY Rangers jersey and looks a bit fat. He enters the ring, takes off the hockey jersey and has a NY Giants jersey on underneath. He takes that off and has a NY Knicks jersey on. More stalling as he takes off that jersey and has a NY Jets jersey on underneath that. The match looks like it’s about to start but Santino reveals a NY Mets jersey. We get ready to wrestle… no. Santino reveals a Philadelphia Phillies jersey. Finally, he takes that off and has a NY Yankees jersey on. Chavo attacks and drops Santino then hits the trios of suplexes. Chavo climbs to the top rope but comes back down, looking confused after Santino rolls around the ring. Chavo goes to the opposite top rope but Santino rolls around some more. Chavo tries another corner but Santino rolls. Hornswoggle runs in the ring with DX gear on and the glowsticks. He crotch chops Chavo, allowing Santino to roll him up for the pinfall and the win.
Winner: Santino Marella
- Chavo gets pissed off after Hornswoggle cost him the match but DX’s music plays and out comes Triple H and Shawn Michaels to a big pop. There are DX glowsticks everywhere.
Triple H takes the mic first, putting over New York City and MSG. Shawn plugs the new DX book on WWEshop.com and Triple H joins in on the shilling. Shawn tosses a book into the crowd to Sherri Shephard. Triple H talks about the match with him, HBK and John Cena at Survivor Series. Cena’s name gets a mixed reaction. Triple H says he and HBK are on the same page and will always be a unit. He says they understand that only one of them can be WWE Champion and it doesn’t matter as long as the belt comes to DX.
They talk about Hornswoggle next. Triple H says he has refused to stop stealing their gimmick. They invite Hornswoggle to the ring and out he comes, doing crotch chops, about 100 of them. Finally he stops. Triple H says if he wants to be a member of DX, he has to get in line and Hornswoggle stands in between them. Triple H asks him if he’s ready, then asks New York if they.. are.. ready. They get ready to tell everyone to suck it when Triple H kicks Hornswoggle in the gut. He waits a second before dropping Hornswoggle with the Pedigree. The crowd boo’s but it doesn’t look like a DX turn. They bring out a miniature stretcher and load Hornswoggle onto it. DX takes Hornswoggle to the back on a stretcher as RAW goes to commercial.
- Back from the break and we get a replay of Triple H laying out Hornswoggle. They plug Jay-Z’s Empire State of Mind single off Blueprint 3 before going to a video package with the music showing WWE moments from Madison Square Garden over the years.
- We go backstage with Roddy Piper and Chris Jericho. Jericho says Piper has done nothing but disrespect him since being at RAW tonight. Piper brings in Chris Masters and introduces him to Jericho. A song by The Black Eyed Peas plays and Masters makes his pecs dance to it. The Bella Twins come in and dance beside him. We go to ringside where two guys from The Black Eyed Peas are getting the crowd hype. Back to commercial.
WWE United States Title Match: The Miz vs. MVP
We go right to the ring where the United States Champion The Miz walks out. The entrance way is definitely looking a bit old school tonight. Miz takes the mic and gets tons of heat from the crowd. Miz rips on New York City and it’s sports teams. Miz says he earned his title and is about to prove it as Roddy Piper put him in this match. Out comes his opponent MVP with the title on the line.
MVP comes out and gives his hat to Sherri Shephard, who is sitting at ringside. The match starts and they go back and forth. Miz control until MVP hits a huge clothesline and hip toss, followed by a scoop slam. MVP goes for a boot to the face but Miz rolls to the floor. MVP comes out after him and drops Miz with a right hand on the floor. They go back in the ring and MVP knocks him down with another right. Miz goes for the knee and sends MVP to the floor. Miz follows and works MVP over on the outside.
Miz gets a 2 count in the ring and takes back control of the match. MVP comes back again with a big front drop and clotheslines. MVP hits the knee to the face and the Ballin’ elbow drop. MVP goes for the Playmaker but Miz blocks it. MVP responds with a boot to the face and a 2 count. Miz fights back and hits a big kick to the gut on MVP. Miz nails the Skull Crushing Finale for the pinfall and the win.
Winner: The Miz
Chavo Guerrero vs. Santino Marella
Back from commercial and we see a replay of Ricky Hatton hitting Chavo Guerrero on last week’s RAW. Chavo is waiting in the ring and out comes his opponent, Santino Marella. Santino is wearing a NY Rangers jersey and looks a bit fat. He enters the ring, takes off the hockey jersey and has a NY Giants jersey on underneath. He takes that off and has a NY Knicks jersey on. More stalling as he takes off that jersey and has a NY Jets jersey on underneath that. The match looks like it’s about to start but Santino reveals a NY Mets jersey. We get ready to wrestle… no. Santino reveals a Philadelphia Phillies jersey. Finally, he takes that off and has a NY Yankees jersey on. Chavo attacks and drops Santino then hits the trios of suplexes. Chavo climbs to the top rope but comes back down, looking confused after Santino rolls around the ring. Chavo goes to the opposite top rope but Santino rolls around some more. Chavo tries another corner but Santino rolls. Hornswoggle runs in the ring with DX gear on and the glowsticks. He crotch chops Chavo, allowing Santino to roll him up for the pinfall and the win.
Winner: Santino Marella
- Chavo gets pissed off after Hornswoggle cost him the match but DX’s music plays and out comes Triple H and Shawn Michaels to a big pop. There are DX glowsticks everywhere.
Triple H takes the mic first, putting over New York City and MSG. Shawn plugs the new DX book on WWEshop.com and Triple H joins in on the shilling. Shawn tosses a book into the crowd to Sherri Shephard. Triple H talks about the match with him, HBK and John Cena at Survivor Series. Cena’s name gets a mixed reaction. Triple H says he and HBK are on the same page and will always be a unit. He says they understand that only one of them can be WWE Champion and it doesn’t matter as long as the belt comes to DX.
They talk about Hornswoggle next. Triple H says he has refused to stop stealing their gimmick. They invite Hornswoggle to the ring and out he comes, doing crotch chops, about 100 of them. Finally he stops. Triple H says if he wants to be a member of DX, he has to get in line and Hornswoggle stands in between them. Triple H asks him if he’s ready, then asks New York if they.. are.. ready. They get ready to tell everyone to suck it when Triple H kicks Hornswoggle in the gut. He waits a second before dropping Hornswoggle with the Pedigree. The crowd boo’s but it doesn’t look like a DX turn. They bring out a miniature stretcher and load Hornswoggle onto it. DX takes Hornswoggle to the back on a stretcher as RAW goes to commercial.
- Back from the break and we get a replay of Triple H laying out Hornswoggle. They plug Jay-Z’s Empire State of Mind single off Blueprint 3 before going to a video package with the music showing WWE moments from Madison Square Garden over the years.
- We go backstage with Roddy Piper and Chris Jericho. Jericho says Piper has done nothing but disrespect him since being at RAW tonight. Piper brings in Chris Masters and introduces him to Jericho. A song by The Black Eyed Peas plays and Masters makes his pecs dance to it. The Bella Twins come in and dance beside him. We go to ringside where two guys from The Black Eyed Peas are getting the crowd hype. Back to commercial.