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TPB
11-14-2010, 05:21 PM
Breaking News!
After some intense negotiations with Hendricks Motorsports Satfix.net has secured a primary sponsorship deal with one of their top rated drivers. AMP energy will have to take a back seat to the more powerful and client drawing Satfix.net

When asked about the change Earnhardt replied " We had to make a change, We just weren't seeing the numbers AMP had promised. We had to go to a more powerful client. Satfix has almost 40.000 members.The one thing I found over powering was the intense nascar pool they run there, and with that kind of competition how could we go wrong?" Earnhardt was also leary about losing out on all the free energy drinks after each race but stated " It's all good. I will just drink lots of water and the nice thing is if N3 is ever cracked I will have all my fixes for free"

When asked how the change came to light the driver of the #24 Jeff Gordon explained "They have this chubby little challenged boy there named pugsy and he sent us a letter simply asking one of us for a ride to work and it all escalated from there" We all visited the offices at Satfix and were impressed by the shenanigans that were happening there."

The deal last thru the 2010/2011 season.

Of course this is total BS i was just having some fun with 3d studio max....enjoy, its fun to dream

http://i773.photobucket.com/albums/yy15/EurickHunt/satcargarage2.jpg

http://i773.photobucket.com/albums/yy15/EurickHunt/satcargas2.jpg

http://i773.photobucket.com/albums/yy15/EurickHunt/satcarlights2.jpg

http://i773.photobucket.com/albums/yy15/EurickHunt/satcarready2.jpg

http://i773.photobucket.com/albums/yy15/EurickHunt/satcarwater2.jpg

Night Prowler
11-14-2010, 05:22 PM
lmao!!!! That is great TPB!!!!!!!!!

brotherstores
11-14-2010, 05:25 PM
Very awesome job with the talent you have there TPB.

Unfortunately this site probably could not even afford to be able to buy one of those tires for him, therefore his performance would be about the same!!! :laughat:

brotherstores
11-14-2010, 05:41 PM
This one is a little closer to me than what you think!!!

http://i773.photobucket.com/albums/yy15/EurickHunt/satcargas2.jpg

KIDWCKED
11-14-2010, 05:45 PM
Hey that's awsome bro!!:thumbsup:Too good amigo..

JCO
11-14-2010, 05:47 PM
Great work TPB, do you do 100$ bills also???:thumbsup:

dalesr
11-14-2010, 05:56 PM
thanks bud. Got my wife all worked up about buying a new jacket. Now to calm her down

TPB
11-14-2010, 05:58 PM
thanks bud. Got my wife all worked up about buying a new jacket. Now to calm her down

LMAO! now thats funny :tehe:

zoogor
11-14-2010, 05:59 PM
great job tpb. i got a good laugh out of it

Costactc
11-14-2010, 05:59 PM
Only a master mind like you TPB could come up with something like that.:thumbsup:

pugsycan
11-14-2010, 06:07 PM
I think they are going to let me drive too :D

snake
11-14-2010, 06:16 PM
that was very good ..lol

marlo803
11-16-2010, 12:19 AM
:tehe:good one TPB's...:tehe::yes:

JCO
11-16-2010, 12:21 AM
I think they are going to let me drive too :D

I heard you where holding out to get the backup ferrari in next years F1 season..:thumbsup:

drcc
11-16-2010, 12:23 AM
damm got my heart going for a sec. lol awsome job

pugsycan
11-16-2010, 04:35 PM
I heard you where holding out to get the backup ferrari in next years F1 season..:thumbsup:

Nope I only do left hand turns

rickw
11-16-2010, 04:47 PM
HAHAHA....That was funny TPB, but maybe it would make him run better next year tho...:rotflmao:

runamok
11-16-2010, 05:30 PM
Nice job TPB.

Night Prowler
11-16-2010, 07:25 PM
Nope I only do left hand turns

and you still need to use a GPS.......:tehe:

KIDWCKED
11-16-2010, 10:37 PM
Nope I only do left hand turns

Well your not going to be any help on the road courses..Maybe NP can perhaps fill in for those races..If we advertise N3 fixes on the hood for cash i think this will generate greatly needed revenue for or Nascar project!Hey do we have a pit crew yet:noidea:

freddydog1
11-16-2010, 10:48 PM
Well your not going to be any help on the road courses..Maybe NP can perhaps can fill in for those races..If we advertise N3 fixes on the hood for cash i think this will generate greatly needed revenue for or Nascar project!Hey do we have a pit crew yet:noidea:

pit crew? ok ill drink beer and supervise:thumbsup:

KIDWCKED
11-16-2010, 10:56 PM
pit crew? ok ill drink beer and supervise:thumbsup:

Actually were intrested in people with a mechanical background that have some tools and would like to do some charity work..No free beer for you!!

TPB
11-16-2010, 11:28 PM
Actually were intrested in people with a mechanical background that have some tools and would like to do some charity work..No free beer for you!!


Ya what he said lol

http://i773.photobucket.com/albums/yy15/EurickHunt/pit2.jpg

KIDWCKED
11-16-2010, 11:33 PM
Ya what he said lol

http://i773.photobucket.com/albums/yy15/EurickHunt/pit2.jpg

Hey man i'm proposing an in car bong instead of a camera..Much cheaper and it might help pugsy with the left turn problem!!All in favour??:grr:

pugsycan
11-17-2010, 04:11 AM
and you still need to use a GPS.......:tehe:

tom tom 750 :thumbsup: was going to download Homer Simpson To "Doh turn Left Doh turn left"

marlo803
11-17-2010, 04:22 AM
man yaw killin me:yeaah:i haven't laughed this hard since quit smoking:stop:lol

patch
11-22-2010, 06:17 AM
lol, I like it :)

bump... for the season's end

tinbinder
11-25-2010, 02:25 AM
man yaw killin me:yeaah:i haven't laughed this hard since quit smoking:stop:lol

Ha.and just What was you smoking?

swanone
11-25-2010, 02:02 PM
nice work there bud

sideswiper
11-25-2010, 10:17 PM
Very nice job. Got a good laugh out of it !!!

rightnwrong
11-26-2010, 04:06 AM
Hey TPB. That's cool. I thought it's just a miniature nascar driving lesson (http://www.racingadventure.com/), but it is real. Awesome. :D

chad1976
11-26-2010, 05:41 AM
could wim it all lol

marlo803
11-28-2010, 06:20 AM
Ha.and just What was you smoking?

left handed cigarettes...organic my friend..:laughat:

mabs
12-01-2010, 01:28 AM
that is just too funny, thanks for the laugh tpb

no-one
12-01-2010, 02:13 PM
heard they were going to suit mabs up for the first race,,,,,,,,no different then the way he drives a forklift lol

marlo803
12-02-2010, 03:57 AM
heard they were going to suit mabs up for the first race,,,,,,,,no different then the way he drives a forklift lol

i'm sure he can do as good as jr...:thumbsup: