blackjack
03-03-2025, 02:39 PM
My hobby is listening to a random song, hearing one lyric I could make into a parody, and then reworking the rest around it (badly.) Sorry in advance for the 2 minutes of your life you'll never get back :tehe:
(Bonus points if you immediately recognize the original song)
[Chorus]
Where oh where could my signal be?
The snow took her away from me.
The game's on soon, so although it's a bitch,
I'll go up on the roof and I'll clean, this dish...
[Verse 1]
We were sat on the couch, we were drinkin' beers,
Gettin' ready to shout our cheers.
There on the screen, straight ahead,
A message blinked on, "YOUR SIGNAL'S DEAD"
I checked NOI, it was working just fine,
I'll never forget the disappointment that night.
My angry buds, shouting out to me,
"Won't you fix that goddamn TV?"
[Chorus]
Where oh where could my signal be?
The snow took her away from me.
The game's on soon, so although it's a bitch,
I'll go up on the roof and I'll clean, this dish...
[Verse 2]
When I looked outside, the snow was pourin' down.
The picture was fadin' all in and out.
I tweaked the settings, then I let out a sigh,
I'd have to mess with the antenna, tonight...
I grabbed my ladder, hauled it right out back,
By now it was near completely pitch black.
I got up there and I stared at the dish,
Covered in snow, ten pounds of it.
Well, I gave it a clean, then made the aim just right,
I saved the show, the game, that night.
[Chorus]
Where oh where could my signal be?
The snow took her away from me.
The game's on soon, so although it's a bitch,
I'll go up on the roof and I'll clean, this dish...
(Bonus points if you immediately recognize the original song)
[Chorus]
Where oh where could my signal be?
The snow took her away from me.
The game's on soon, so although it's a bitch,
I'll go up on the roof and I'll clean, this dish...
[Verse 1]
We were sat on the couch, we were drinkin' beers,
Gettin' ready to shout our cheers.
There on the screen, straight ahead,
A message blinked on, "YOUR SIGNAL'S DEAD"
I checked NOI, it was working just fine,
I'll never forget the disappointment that night.
My angry buds, shouting out to me,
"Won't you fix that goddamn TV?"
[Chorus]
Where oh where could my signal be?
The snow took her away from me.
The game's on soon, so although it's a bitch,
I'll go up on the roof and I'll clean, this dish...
[Verse 2]
When I looked outside, the snow was pourin' down.
The picture was fadin' all in and out.
I tweaked the settings, then I let out a sigh,
I'd have to mess with the antenna, tonight...
I grabbed my ladder, hauled it right out back,
By now it was near completely pitch black.
I got up there and I stared at the dish,
Covered in snow, ten pounds of it.
Well, I gave it a clean, then made the aim just right,
I saved the show, the game, that night.
[Chorus]
Where oh where could my signal be?
The snow took her away from me.
The game's on soon, so although it's a bitch,
I'll go up on the roof and I'll clean, this dish...