Justdroppedin
03-19-2022, 12:26 PM
A desperate looking woman stood poised on the edge of a cliff, about to jump off.
An old homeless man who was wandering by stopped and said"Look since you'll be dead in a few minutes, and it won't matter to you, how about a quickie before you go?"
She screamed "NO! Bugger off you filthy old bastard"
He shrugged and turned away saying "OK then, I'll just wait at the bottom"
(She didn't jump... Counselling works!!!)
An old homeless man who was wandering by stopped and said"Look since you'll be dead in a few minutes, and it won't matter to you, how about a quickie before you go?"
She screamed "NO! Bugger off you filthy old bastard"
He shrugged and turned away saying "OK then, I'll just wait at the bottom"
(She didn't jump... Counselling works!!!)