Justdroppedin
11-22-2021, 12:45 PM
when George notices that Ted's penis is about nine inches long....
"You were lucky to be blessed with such a huge penis!" says George.
"I wasn't blessed," replies Ted. "I had to work for it. I did it by masturbating once every day for two years, using butter as a lubricant. I know it sounds crazy, but this thing used to be only five inches long!"
"That sound interesting," says George. "I'm willing to try it."
A month later, they meet at the gym again. During their shower, George shows Ted that his penis has actually shrunk and is now two inches long.
"I don't understand," he says. "I've been very careful to masturbate once every day, and I even started doing it twice on Tuesdays and thrice on Thursdays."
"Did you use butter like I told you?"
"Actually, I was out of butter when you told me your method, so I used Crisco instead. I liked it so much I used it as a lubricant ever since."
Ted shakes his head. "You idiot. Crisco is shortening."
"You were lucky to be blessed with such a huge penis!" says George.
"I wasn't blessed," replies Ted. "I had to work for it. I did it by masturbating once every day for two years, using butter as a lubricant. I know it sounds crazy, but this thing used to be only five inches long!"
"That sound interesting," says George. "I'm willing to try it."
A month later, they meet at the gym again. During their shower, George shows Ted that his penis has actually shrunk and is now two inches long.
"I don't understand," he says. "I've been very careful to masturbate once every day, and I even started doing it twice on Tuesdays and thrice on Thursdays."
"Did you use butter like I told you?"
"Actually, I was out of butter when you told me your method, so I used Crisco instead. I liked it so much I used it as a lubricant ever since."
Ted shakes his head. "You idiot. Crisco is shortening."