Justdroppedin
10-08-2018, 09:10 PM
Finding a woman sobbing that she had locked her keys in her car......
a passing soldier assures her that he can help.
She looks on amazed as he removes his trousers, rolls them into a tight ball and rubs them against the car door.
Magically it opens.......
"That's so clever," the woman gasps. "How did you do it?"
"Easy," replies the soldier. "These are my khakis".
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My daughter wanted a bouncy castle for her birthday.
(https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/9l7ao9/my_daughter_wanted_a_bouncy_castle_for_her/)
The guy said the rental was $50, and the set-up fee was $500 dollars.
I said, “That’s outrageous!”
He just shrugged and said, “That’s inflation for you.”
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a passing soldier assures her that he can help.
She looks on amazed as he removes his trousers, rolls them into a tight ball and rubs them against the car door.
Magically it opens.......
"That's so clever," the woman gasps. "How did you do it?"
"Easy," replies the soldier. "These are my khakis".
http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/funny/1/vomit.gif
My daughter wanted a bouncy castle for her birthday.
(https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/9l7ao9/my_daughter_wanted_a_bouncy_castle_for_her/)
The guy said the rental was $50, and the set-up fee was $500 dollars.
I said, “That’s outrageous!”
He just shrugged and said, “That’s inflation for you.”
http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/funny/1/vomit.gifhttp://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/funny/1/vomit.gif