Justdroppedin
09-08-2018, 01:34 PM
"Good morning . . . . at present we are not at home ... please leave your message after you hear the beep .... beeeeep ... If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 2 to 9 in order of "arrival" so we know who it is.
If you need us to stay with the children, press 2
If you want to borrow the car, press 3
If you want us to wash your clothes and do the ironing, press 4
If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5
If you want us to pick up the kids from school, press 6
If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday, or to have it delivered to your home, press 7
If you want to come to eat here, press 8
If you need money, press 9
If you are going to invite us to dinner, or take us to the theatre, start talking, we are listening!"
If you need us to stay with the children, press 2
If you want to borrow the car, press 3
If you want us to wash your clothes and do the ironing, press 4
If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5
If you want us to pick up the kids from school, press 6
If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday, or to have it delivered to your home, press 7
If you want to come to eat here, press 8
If you need money, press 9
If you are going to invite us to dinner, or take us to the theatre, start talking, we are listening!"