Survey

[dogdayz]

Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:

"Could you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a massive failure for the following reasons:

In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant;
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant;
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant;
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant;
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant;
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant;
In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant;
In Canada they hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.