runamok
08-22-2018, 11:14 PM
The airplane takes off and they get up to 33,000 feet and the pilot reaches over and picks up the microphone and flips on the button, and says "Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. This is your pilot, Sam Brown, speaking; flying from New York City to San Francisco. We will be airborne approximately 4 hours and 20 minutes, we're flying at a speed of 620 miles per hour, and an altitude of 33,000 feet. If any of you would like to get up and walk about the airplane, feel free to do so. And now, if there's anything that any member of the crew can do to make your flight more pleasant, please just call us."
He hangs the microphone back up but he forgets to turn off the switch. He leans back, looks at the copilot, stretches, and says "Well, I think I'll go take a sh*t and then f*ck the stewardess." And this goes all over the airplane.
The stewardess hears this and goes running for the cabin and tell him to turn that damn thing off, gets about halfway up the aisle, she trips and falls on her ass right next to this little old lady.
The little old lady looks over at her and says, "There's no sense in runnin', honey.. You heard him say he was gonna take a sh*t first."
He hangs the microphone back up but he forgets to turn off the switch. He leans back, looks at the copilot, stretches, and says "Well, I think I'll go take a sh*t and then f*ck the stewardess." And this goes all over the airplane.
The stewardess hears this and goes running for the cabin and tell him to turn that damn thing off, gets about halfway up the aisle, she trips and falls on her ass right next to this little old lady.
The little old lady looks over at her and says, "There's no sense in runnin', honey.. You heard him say he was gonna take a sh*t first."