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Justdroppedin
07-09-2018, 10:30 PM
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An old retired seaman named Luxton puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old times sake..


He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room.



He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks,

'How am I doing?'



The prostitute replies, 'Well, old sailor, you're doing about three knots.'


'Three knots?' he asks.

'What's that supposed to mean?'



She says,

'You're knot hard,

you're knot in,

and you're knot getting your money back'.

surfinisfun
07-10-2018, 12:43 AM
Lol. That's a good one man.

These days Popeye would have likely used Viagra rather than spinach, or maybe the spinach was over cooked until limp.:tape: