mclovin
04-01-2010, 03:44 AM
Bottle of
Wine
A
woman and a man are involved in a car accident
on a snowy, cold Monday
morning; it's a
bad one. Both of their cars are totally
demolished, but
amazingly neither of
them is hurt. God works in mysterious
ways.
After they crawl out of their
cars, the man is yelling about
women
drivers.
The
woman says, 'So, you're a man. That's
interesting. I'm a woman. Wow,
just
look at our cars! There's nothing left, but
we're unhurt. This must
be a sign from
God that we should be friends and live in peace
for the
rest of our days.'
Flattered,
the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely,
this must be a
sign from God! But
you're still at fault...women shouldn't be
allowed to
drive.'
The woman
continues, 'And look at this, here's another
miracle. My car is
completely
demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break.
Surely God
wants us to drink this wine
and celebrate our good fortune. She hands
the
bottle to the man.
The
man nods his head in agreement, opens it and
drinks half the bottle
and then hands
it back to the woman.
The
woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and
hands it back to the
man.
The
man asks, 'Aren't you having any?'
The
woman replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for
the police...'
MORAL OF THE
STORY:
Women are clever don't mess with them.
Wine
A
woman and a man are involved in a car accident
on a snowy, cold Monday
morning; it's a
bad one. Both of their cars are totally
demolished, but
amazingly neither of
them is hurt. God works in mysterious
ways.
After they crawl out of their
cars, the man is yelling about
women
drivers.
The
woman says, 'So, you're a man. That's
interesting. I'm a woman. Wow,
just
look at our cars! There's nothing left, but
we're unhurt. This must
be a sign from
God that we should be friends and live in peace
for the
rest of our days.'
Flattered,
the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely,
this must be a
sign from God! But
you're still at fault...women shouldn't be
allowed to
drive.'
The woman
continues, 'And look at this, here's another
miracle. My car is
completely
demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break.
Surely God
wants us to drink this wine
and celebrate our good fortune. She hands
the
bottle to the man.
The
man nods his head in agreement, opens it and
drinks half the bottle
and then hands
it back to the woman.
The
woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and
hands it back to the
man.
The
man asks, 'Aren't you having any?'
The
woman replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for
the police...'
MORAL OF THE
STORY:
Women are clever don't mess with them.