Mr Goldstein

[jrandal]

Mr Goldstein

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An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing



home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked



if there was anything wrong."Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Goldstein, "My



Private Part died today, and I am very sad."Knowing her patients were



forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry,



Mr. Goldstein, please accept my condolences. The following day, Mr. Goldstein



was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out his pajamas,



when he met Nurse Tracy."Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be



walking down the hall like that. Please put your Private Part back inside



your pajamas."But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Goldstein, " I told you



yesterday that my Private Part died.""Yes, you did tell me that, but why



is it hanging out of your pajamas? Well, he



replied, "Today's the viewing."