dogdayz
01-22-2015, 01:03 AM
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He asks "What for?"She says "I want to kill my husband".He says "Sorry, I can't do that."She then reaches into her handbag and pulls out a photo of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife and hands it to him. He says, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription..."