chicot60
03-12-2013, 12:47 AM
Deductive Reasoning
Raked the leaves today, and after doing so I sat down and had a couple of nice, cold beers. The day was gorgeous and the brew facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.
Finally, I thought about the age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked hard in the nuts.
Well, after another beer and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reasoning behind my conclusion: A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case . . . still sharp as a tack.
Raked the leaves today, and after doing so I sat down and had a couple of nice, cold beers. The day was gorgeous and the brew facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.
Finally, I thought about the age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked hard in the nuts.
Well, after another beer and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reasoning behind my conclusion: A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case . . . still sharp as a tack.