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chicot60
03-08-2013, 08:57 PM
"Have you ever seen a twenty dollar bill all crumpled up?" asked the wife.



"No," I said.



She gave me a sexy little smile,slowly reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.





"Have you ever seen a fifty dollar bill all crumpled up?" she asked.



"No," I said.



She gave me another sexy little smile,seductively reached into her knickers and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill.





"Now," she said, "Have you ever seen 30,000 dollars all crumpled up?"



"No," I said, intrigued.





"Well, go and take a quick look in the garage."