bigbadbrother
03-05-2013, 10:21 PM
Many years ago on a C-130 mission to Bangkok, an Intel officer asked
If she could visit the cockpit.
When she got up there, she found four crewmen. She asked the first
What he did, and he explained that he was the navigator and what his
Responsibilities were. She turned to next one and asked what he did.
He explained that he was the engineer and his job was to monitor and
Troubleshoot any system problems to keep the flight operating
Smoothly.
She turned to the next one and asked what he did. He explained that as
The aircraft commander he was responsible for everything on the
Airplane and the functioning of the crew. She turned to the co-pilot
And asked "Well lieutenant, what is your job?"
He replied "Ma'am, I am the aircraft commanders sexual adviser."
Somewhat shocked, she said "I beg your pardon, but what do you mean by
That?"
"Very simple ma'am.
The aircraft commander has told me that when he wants my f---ing
Advice, he'll ask."
If she could visit the cockpit.
When she got up there, she found four crewmen. She asked the first
What he did, and he explained that he was the navigator and what his
Responsibilities were. She turned to next one and asked what he did.
He explained that he was the engineer and his job was to monitor and
Troubleshoot any system problems to keep the flight operating
Smoothly.
She turned to the next one and asked what he did. He explained that as
The aircraft commander he was responsible for everything on the
Airplane and the functioning of the crew. She turned to the co-pilot
And asked "Well lieutenant, what is your job?"
He replied "Ma'am, I am the aircraft commanders sexual adviser."
Somewhat shocked, she said "I beg your pardon, but what do you mean by
That?"
"Very simple ma'am.
The aircraft commander has told me that when he wants my f---ing
Advice, he'll ask."