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02-24-2013, 04:42 AM
TWO IRISHMEN IN A BAR
Two guys were sitting next to each other in a bar. After a while, one looks at the other and says, 'I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland .'
The other man responds proudly, 'That I am!'
The first one says, 'So am I! And whereabouts in Ireland are ya from?'
The other guy answers, 'I'm from Dublin , I am.'
The first one responds, 'So, am I!! And what street did you live on in Dublin ?'
The other man says, 'A lovely little area. It was in the west end. I lived on Warbury Street in the old Central part of town.'
The first one says, 'Faith, and it's a small world. So did I! So did I! And what school did ya go to?'
The other man answers, 'Well now, I went to Holy Heart of Mary, of course..'
The first one gets really excited and says, 'And so did I! Tell me, what year did you graduate?'
The other fellow answers, 'Well, now, let's see. I graduated in 1964.'
The first guy exclaims, 'The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same pub tonight! Can you believe it? I graduated from Holy Heart of Mary in 1964 meself!'
About this time, Michael walks into the bar, sits down, and orders a beer.
Brian, the bartender, walks over to Michael with the beer and mutters, 'It's going to be a long night tonight.'
Michael asks, 'Why would say that, Brian?'
Brian answers, 'The Murphy twins are pissed again'.
Two guys were sitting next to each other in a bar. After a while, one looks at the other and says, 'I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland .'
The other man responds proudly, 'That I am!'
The first one says, 'So am I! And whereabouts in Ireland are ya from?'
The other guy answers, 'I'm from Dublin , I am.'
The first one responds, 'So, am I!! And what street did you live on in Dublin ?'
The other man says, 'A lovely little area. It was in the west end. I lived on Warbury Street in the old Central part of town.'
The first one says, 'Faith, and it's a small world. So did I! So did I! And what school did ya go to?'
The other man answers, 'Well now, I went to Holy Heart of Mary, of course..'
The first one gets really excited and says, 'And so did I! Tell me, what year did you graduate?'
The other fellow answers, 'Well, now, let's see. I graduated in 1964.'
The first guy exclaims, 'The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same pub tonight! Can you believe it? I graduated from Holy Heart of Mary in 1964 meself!'
About this time, Michael walks into the bar, sits down, and orders a beer.
Brian, the bartender, walks over to Michael with the beer and mutters, 'It's going to be a long night tonight.'
Michael asks, 'Why would say that, Brian?'
Brian answers, 'The Murphy twins are pissed again'.