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ICEMAN
02-01-2013, 12:27 PM
Lady: Do you drink?

Man: Yes

Lady: How much a day?

Man: 2 to 3 six packs

Lady: How much per 6 pack?

Man: about $10.00

Lady: And how long have you been drinking?

Man: 15 years

Lady: So a 6 pack costs $10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be $10,800 correct?

Man: Correct

Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct?

Man: Correct

Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't drank, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink?

Lady: No

Man: Where's your ****in' Ferrari then?

fonger
02-01-2013, 04:11 PM
after seeing the gif image, i forgot what the story was about..

Anubis
02-01-2013, 05:08 PM
after seeing the gif image, i forgot what the story was about..
Obviously drinking silly.:D

fonger
02-01-2013, 05:21 PM
Obviously drinking silly.:D
i got the next round.. or until she finishes her glass