Romantic Texting

[bigbadbrother]

A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!”

The husband, being a normal man, was speechless............. finally he replied, "I am on the toilet, what should I do?