Tough call

[chicot60]

A man who was born in Woodbridge Western Australia

went to the hospital to have is wedding ring cut off

from his penis.

http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/4/3/l432803092.jpg

According to the nurse attending the operation,the patient's

girl friend found the ring in his pockets.

She didn't know he was married and she was so mad

she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis

while he was asleep.

I don't know what is worst.

1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.

2)Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring
got on your penis.

3)Finding out your penis fit through your wedding ring.

Tough call......You decide